Forget apps, websites and singles events - clearly the best way to meet a guy is to move in next door, accidentally assault him and then demand a job at his company.
If that kind of charm doesn’t totally knock him off his feet, the next step is to build an army. If possible, try to recruit those closest to the target, such as his mom, sisters and closest friends. Sure, it sounds extreme and maybe a little bit crazy, but I’ve always subscribed to the old adage “No one worth having comes willingly.” Okay, I switched out some words there, but you get the point.
Caution: Even the most foolproof plans can have hiccups along the way. I’ve taken the liberty of compiling a list of things you should watch out for: Crazy ex-boyfriends who pop up out of nowhere like an evil jack-in-the box; Women who think a strategic nip slip is effective at landing a boyfriend; Co-workers who think it’s hilarious to prank you at work and then upload the videos to social media.
Still have doubts? No worries. Let this professional show you how it’s done.
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Witty, funny, and yes, crazy. This was a fun read that was lighthearted and deep when it needed to be. This was an exciting read that I had a hard time putting down. I loved the little stories the characters had with one another, especially the pranks and the office wars.
I hope you enjoy this new teaser of Cased. Less than seven weeks to go before it is out! I can't believe how quickly time has flown.
While I'm working on getting Cased ready, I'm deciding what releases will come next. So far I have Pinned, the finale of the Moto X Trilogy, in June. I haven't decided what book I will be releasing after that. I've left it to my readers group to decide what they want to see from me next. There are four choices, so plenty to pick from. If you want to help feel free to join us.