Mouthwash does NOT make for a good nose cleanser!

Did the heading get your attention? You're probably wondering how it is that I came to this conclusion when it's obvious mouthwash isn't meant for the nose.
Well, I hope this is as entertaining to you as it was with the males in my family. I have a sensitivity when it comes to my neck. I don't like it being touched. WELL ... the husband and oldest find it funny to try and get me when I'm in the process of gargling. I know, assholes, right? Last night, I was in the process and had covered my neck with my hands like usual when out of the corner of my eye, the husband struck like a cobra. He didn't even make it to me neck when I reacted, snorted up some on accident and spewed all over the bathroom sink basin. It burned and the asshole laughed! The kids joined in and the only one to leave me alone was Timber.
If you didn't laugh, thank you for not finding joy in my pain. If you did, I still love you.
Now I'm plotting against them while they're either at work or school and I have the house to myself.
Wednesday, I'll be at the halfway point of this manuscript and so far, I'm liking it a whole lot better.
That's all for me this week.
​x Brooke