Happy New Year! I kicked off the year with three books that had me forgetting to adult just so I could read.
Boss with Benefits by Mickey Miller is hot, one of a kind office romance book had my blood thundering and the need to devour the pages as badly as the characters wanted to consume each other.
What if every fantasy you wrote about your boss came true?
Sebastian Blackwell isn't only the sexiest man I've ever met.
He's also my boss. The way our every interaction is laced with with sexual energy makes my already difficult job that much harder.
He turns me on so much, I constantly fantasize about him. To the point where I find myself writing at work about what would happen if we had an affair.
It's not a big deal, I swear. This is meant to stay at the purely fantasy level.
Until he finds it.
The cocky bastard sees every word I wrote.
He keeps calling me into his office. Toying with me.
Every single fantasy I write about in my book... Sebastian makes come true.
This is supposed to be a purely 'with benefits' situation.
But this story has an ending even I didn't see coming.
I finished up the Bro Code books by Rachel Van Dyken. Each is a standalone with a bigger message in them that I absolutely love.
Avoiding Temptation is a laugh out loud hilarious read. All the Bro Code books bring something different to the table. Avoiding Temptation is my favorite of the series so far for the humor.
I hit on her first.
Realized she was my best friend Finn's little sister second.
And got a bloody nose third — compliments of Finn after he watched me nearly score with the new underclassman.
After all I did have a reputation on campus, word on the street was that a girl could orgasm within one minute just watching me eat Lucky Charms.
You can't make this stuff up — even though it was at least four minutes and included outside circumstances. Ahem, I digress.
Point is, not only did I earn the attention of the worst sort of girl for me — my best friend's only sibling — but now she's out to seduce me.
Me! One of the most famous Pleasure Ponies of them all!
I can't shower — she follows me to the bathroom. Literally.
I can't sleep — Lucky me, she lives in the same dorm.
And I can't focus on anything except for her taunting eyes every single time something goes her way.
I want her, but I don't want her to know I want her, and I definitely don't want to die before graduation, which is looking more and more likely considering we can't keep our hands off each other.
Something's gotta give, and I have an inkling I should probably start writing my eulogy now because that something is probably going to be me.
And my last read for the week is The Setup. The last book in the Bro Code series. Great wrap up to this standalone series.plenty to laugh about and even more of fall in love with, it's a non-stop kind of book. There is also an appearance of a certain wild 92 year old woman in it.
The first day she was sitting by herself — I felt sorry for her. After all, it couldn't be easy wrangling all the testosterone at Wingman Inc as one of the only female office managers.
The second day she literally counted her carrots during break — she had seven by the way, right along with seven sips of her drink in between taking seven tiny little bites of the first carrot.
Now I'm not one to brag, or maybe I am, but math and science fascinate me, so do problems. And this woman screamed puzzle from the way she ducked her head every time anyone looked at her, to the way she counted food and tapped the table when she didn't think anyone was watching.
I'd like to think I took pity on her that day when, in fact, she was the one that took pity on me and asked if I needed a friend. She assumed I had a learning disability since I'd been staring so damn hard.
Things would have ended there, except, my bosses need someone to test the new Wingman App and since I was the only single guy on the floor — I was nominated, right along with the only single woman, the same one who thinks I need to use my fingers to count.
Apparently rumors of my sexcapades throughout college reached even her ears, because she wants nothing to do with me, which makes beta testing a bitch. I have thirty days to win her over and prove myself to my bosses.
One thing's for certain, I'm going to have to buy a hell of a lot of carrots.
Until Monday, have a great weekend!